Happy Birthday to me!!

So...yesterday was my birthday and what grand birthday surprise was waiting for me when I woke up?! (see below) This is the dreaded Hawaiian pest the centipede. The little girls found it on the Lanai (Hawaiian for back patio, ours is screened in). So I killed it of course. I am not one of those girls that squeal and call a man to dispose of such things. Don't get me wrong...I would like to be one of those girls but since I have a husband that is rarely at home when things like this come around and when he is home couldn't be bothered with saving anyone from anything, I do it myself. Case in point...Last time I asked for his help, it was a spider. Not just a little spider either this one was big and furry yikes! So I asked my brave man to come kill it. HA after he finally got up the spider was between the screen and the window so instead of smashing it so I'd never be seeing it again, he opened the window and let it escape!! So now I know there is a huge spider somewhere lurking around my home. Thanks for that. I should have cut it into small peices like I did with the centipede before I flushed it. It was probably full of little huge spider babies just lurking around until I am sleeping and then ....aaaah I can't think of that right now...Yuk! The rest of my birthday was just as crappy as the begining. Ahhh to be old ...it's all downhill from here. I know what your'e thinking gosh what an optimist that Jill is. HA